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Gail Forrest

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http://www.gailforrest.com
Gail Forrest is a comedy writer and stand up comic. She studied at Second City in Chicago and has performed at Pretty Funny Women and Flappers in LA, as well as Second City to name a few. She has a published book Gonepausal on Amazon about women in midlife and is working on a new book which includes men and promises to be just as funny with even more insights on aging.

Dear Gail: The Great Date Escape

Kitchen Accidental Dear Gail, My bride is a lovely, intelligent woman. For twenty years now, she and I have faced challenges together and shared in our little triumphs... except in the kitchen. Given my wife’s dreadful kitchen instincts, I worry that, one day, she will hurt herself in the place defined...

Dear Gail: Can You Find Love Without a Porsche?

When Dating Sites Fail You... Dear Gail: I signed up for one of those popular dating apps and specified I was looking for someone within 25 miles. The app has sent me profiles from a tristate area. I also get messages from women all over the US. It’s crazy and not...

Dear Gail: To Cruise or Not To Cruise?

To Cruise or Not To Cruise? – Good Question Dear Gail: I don’t know if you’ve ever done this, but even if you haven’t, I trust your opinion. Should my husband and I go on one of those package cruises to the Caribbean?  Advantages: they pamper you 24/7, there’s lots of food,...

Dear Gail: Realizing You’re a Dinosaur When You Thought You Were Hip

Wake the F**K Up! Dear Gail: My husband naps all day and evening… he even closes his eyes and dozes off 2 seconds after we are done talking… what should I do? Amy Dear Amy: I think that is a big problem as men get older; napping becomes a way of life. And I...

Dear Gail: Coffee Is Not a Red Carpet Event

Coffee Is Not a Red Carpet Event Dear Gail: Generally my first dates are for coffee or lunch. I always tell the woman to feel comfortable and dress casual. I've had several women arrive in faded jeans, sandals, or t-shirts. Yes, they may feel comfortable, but what does that say about...

Dear Gail: Singin’ the Viagra Blues

Singin' the Viagra Blues Dear Gail: I’ve got a major dilemma and hope you can help. I’m a 74-year-old housewife married to an 80-year-old guy. We haven’t had sexual relations for years, which is FINE BY ME. My husband, however, got a prescription for Viagra from his doc, and, they work!...

Dear Gail: How Do I Stay in Shape When I Just Want to Drink Beer & Watch TV

Dear Gail: How Do I Stay in Shape When I Just Want to Drink Beer & Watch TV?  Dear Gail: Now that I am over sixty I find that’s it’s hard to stay in shape. Nobody’s mistaken me for a beached whale yet but that day is not far off. I need will power...

Dear Gail: I’m Fantasizing About the Whole Foods Checkout Girl. Help.

Dear Gail: I think I might have made a mistake on my first date with Elise, a woman I met on Plenty of Fish. She was smart, funny, blond, and almost looked like her pictures. She was a good listener and I liked her smile. I decided to tell her...

A Matchmaker and a Little Lox

I am burned out and have officially diagnosed myself with DATING SITE FATIGUE. I have decided what I really need now is an old fashioned Matchmaker as I read in the New York Times they are in demand. Where are they? Are they on Google? Or in the Yellow...

Defeated by Plastic Packaging and Seeking Therapy

I am certain I am not the only one who doesn’t want to risk their fingers, teeth and sanity, slicing, sawing, and chewing through molded plastic to open a package or twist off a cap.  I cannot afford chipping a tooth from gnawing at plastic corners or spending the...
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