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Gail Forrest

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http://www.gailforrest.com
Gail Forrest is a comedy writer and stand up comic. She studied at Second City in Chicago and has performed at Pretty Funny Women and Flappers in LA, as well as Second City to name a few. She has a published book Gonepausal on Amazon about women in midlife and is working on a new book which includes men and promises to be just as funny with even more insights on aging.

Dear Gail: Never Picture the Audience Naked

Never Picture the Audience Naked Dear Gail, I’ve been a librarian for close to 50 years in a small town library. I’ve loved every minute of it, but now I have a problem — a new library has been built, and as the senior librarian I have to give the dedication...

Dear Gail: Martha Stewart, the Newest Barbie Doll 

Martha Stewart, the Newest Barbie Doll  Dear Gail, You probably knew this question was inevitable but is that really Martha Stewart on the cover of SI? She can’t possibly look like that at 81. What’s up with her? I’m 58 and I definitely like the idea of looking better, what older...

Dear Gail: F-Bombs Are Falling! F-Bombs Are Falling!

F-Bombs Are Falling! F-Bombs Are Falling! Dear Gail: On a recent date an otherwise quite attractive woman exclaimed to the waiter, “What the F happened to our salads?” Admittedly, the service was slow but her tone seemed rude and extreme. My attractive date got less so with each f-bomb. Bottom line:...

Dear Gail: Never Give Up the Dog 

Dear Gail, My girlfriend sleeps with her dog. The little guy is sweet and all, but I don't like making love with a 3rd party constantly present, especially one who sniffs, drools and sheds. I'm also not crazy about waking with a hairy butt in my face. I really like this...

Dear Gail: Are Dinner Parties As Extinct As Dinosaurs?

Are Dinner Parties As Extinct As Dinosaurs? Dear Gail, My parents threw dinner parties all the time as far back as I can remember and so did my friends' parents. We also always had company over for drinks and food. Now I’ve noticed that nobody’s having dinner parties. Or none to...

Dear Gail: My Life of Dating Guppies

My Life of Dating Guppies Dear Gail, I know you are familiar with online dating. I've been trying it for a couple of years now and I still don't completely understand it. People hit “like” and show some attention. There might be a few text exchanges and then they disappear. It seems...

Dear Gail: Going Back to College

Going Back to College Dear Gail: I’m 58, my kids are grown and out of the house, my husband is retired, and me… I’m thinking about going back to college to get that degree in Irish Literature that I once wanted. I don’t mean online or correspondence courses, I mean actually...

Dear Gail: Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Men Are Vain After All

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Men Are Vain After All                      Dear Gail, I read your reply to the woman who asked for advice on cosmetic surgery, and I was impressed by your honesty re: the benefits of it. So my question –...

Dear Gail: Separation Anxiety

Separation Anxiety Dear Gail, I'm recently divorced and have joined an online dating service. I've received numerous responses, but several are from women who are not divorced, but “currently separated.” My fears: maybe they are still hung up on their soon-to-be exes, maybe still sleeping with them, or have a boyfriend...

Dear Gail: Boys to Men to Boys Again

Boys to Men to Boys Again Dear Gail: Is finding the hamper difficult for men? I keep reminding my husband the floor is not where his dirty clothes go to get washed. He turned 70 and now acts like I’m his mommy. Is this true of all men? They certainly act...
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