Gail Forrest

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Gail Forrest is a comedy writer and stand up comic. She studied at Second City in Chicago and has performed at Pretty Funny Women and Flappers in LA, as well as Second City to name a few. She has a published book Gonepausal on Amazon about women in midlife and is working on a new book which includes men and promises to be just as funny with even more insights on aging.

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Thongs Be Gone

Gail Forrest - August 4, 2021

HALLELUJAH! Granny panties are back and making a fashion splash. My dream has come true. No more binding, itching, extreme waxing, or spending the day pulling underwear up or out of my butt. Thongs be gone! Welcome back, soft, comfy, waxing-free undies. Thank you, ARQ for realizing that some...

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Slanguage Anyone? A Comedic Modern Guide to Code Breaking Texting Lingo

Gail Forrest - July 21, 2021

I studied French in high school and when I realized my accent would actually scare people I gave it up for Spanish. Spanish is so much easier to pronounce and not get laughed at. I didn’t continue with Spanish but can stumble my way through ordering tapas. I did...

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What’s in YOUR Medicine Cabinet?

Gail Forrest - July 8, 2021

I was never good at games. Monopoly almost did me in as I never won a round or accumulated property. I longed for Park Place but always ended up in jail. The only card game I ever tried and won was War but that’s just the luck of the...

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Breaking the Dating Code – 2021

Gail Forrest - June 30, 2021

I think of myself as someone with a rather large vocabulary. I actually won $5.00 betting on the definition of the word "penultimate." I claimed victory and the cash. Unfortunately, my date didn’t like being wrong or handing over the money. My friend David warned me about using big...

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My New Dating Site: Home Depot – Or “It’s in Aisle 12 on the Left”

Gail Forrest - June 2, 2021

I spent more time at Home Depot during the pandemic than the grocery store. The aisles were wide, people were scarce, and paper towels, toilet paper and light bulbs were cheap. I was shocked, however, to realize I was literally in “man land.” Rarely a woman in sight. In...

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Post-Vaccinated Dating. You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up!

Gail Forrest - May 12, 2021

Vaccinated woman looking to date vaccinated man. Yep, I thought I’d try it again with all systems go go go! It felt freeing to finally be able to meet a man in person and not on a computer screen or iPhone. I decided to jump into the post-vaccine dating...

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Jeanetics!

Gail Forrest - April 27, 2021

Thank You, Mom. I am not a shopper. I refer to myself as an anti-shopper and have friends who would testify under oath about my inability to go in a store and purchase. I have no patience for it and I’m cheap. My closet is empty. The clothes that hang...

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Jail Break: Out in the World After 2 Shots

Gail Forrest - April 13, 2021

After a year in isolation, afraid of every surface, elevator, sneeze, cough, grocery store aisle, and other humans, I have been liberated. Thank you, Moderna for my swollen arm and headache as I have never been more excited to have either and not complain. I am a certifiable needle-phobe,...

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Out Out, Damn Algorithms!

Gail Forrest - March 22, 2021

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match. Wait, hold everything. Stop! No matches; I changed my mind. I am not willing to fork over $25,000 to $100,000 to as high as $250,000 for a date(s). I just read, however, matchmakers are back because the pandemic has made it harder for...

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Is Anybody Better Than Nobody?

Gail Forrest - March 3, 2021

Will you be mine? I’m looking for applicants. There’s no application fee and you can apply quickly and easily online. I’ve deleted the financial statement page as well as questions about height, weight and employment. However, I have included wanting to know your voting record since 2000, and a...

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